... came crawling down my hair ...
A spider in the morning? So not cool. Hopefully so not happening! But ...
This morning while I was answering natures call - usually this is a routine that can be performed without waking up or even blinking an eye - I see something crawling down my hair, headed in direction for the drawer.
A spider!
And while I am slowly realizing this I hear this earth-shattering scream coming out of my mouth. Keep your mouth shut the spider might crawl back, I think.
The cats? So not helping! Running for their lives as if the "Unspeakable" was chasing them.