S: Didn't you hear me screaming?
H: You were screaming?
S: I was screaming like Janet Leigh in Psycho!
H: Didn't hear a thing. Why were you sreaming?
S: There is a spider in the shower, I trapped it under a soapdish. Can you please get in and take it out? But swoop it up gently and don't hurt his legs. Spiders are all about their legs.
H: Whow!
S: What?
H: He's got a posse!
S: What?
H: There is not a soapdish in this city big enough for all of them.
Needless to say we haven't showered in a week. Each morning we'll give each other a gentle full body rub with a washcloth. Kinda sexy though ...
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