There is a spider in my kitchen. Neither small or big enough for me to tolerate it. It has exactly that size of that grey area in between that totally freaks me out!
But I can't bring myself to kill it. If I were a spider, I wouldn't want to be killed either, if my only crime is that I walked into the wrong window to set up home in the wrong kitchen.
And believe me: my kitchen couldn't be more wrong. So I did the only reasonable thing. I took a glass and put her under it.
Now what do I do with Charlotte? Can't keep her under the glass forever. Besides, she was really sweet, and didn't run, even gave me enough time to decide on my least favorite glass. And when I put it over her, she cringed and didn't move. I know she must be scared out of her wits. But what am I supposed to do with her now? I can't pick her up and throw her out of the window. She would just climb up there again. Besides, throwing spiders is hard, they always attach a safety thread and just hang there.
I can't keep her here forever either. I wonder if she'll be ok under the glass until tomorrow when the ghost comes home and could take her out somewhere. Don't want him to kill her either. Sometimes he does that, claims it to be an accident when I start screaming.
Poor Charlotte. What are we gonna do with you. You shouldn't be here anyway. Winter is only a few degrees away.
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