I knew it might get worse ... eventually. But did it have to be so soon?
Now the colleague is eating. No wait, eating ... that is something civilized, something you won't HEAR in the next office.
F***k I actually want to throw up!
Learn to eat and drink and do it quietly! IT is NOT, I repeat: N - O - T neccessary to moan when you exhale after drinking, and there is no need for NOT shutting your mouth when chewing. Take a real sip instead of these baby sips when you are an adult and take a small bite and shut your mouth. Not the other way around. You got it all wrong, don't you see?
And worst thing ... after lunch I can expect another round of this, but what's even worse: when the coffe comes with a straw. Who drinks coffee with a straw? Kids use straws, and it looks cute on them. But it looks completely stupid on grown men with COFFEE for cryin' out loud! It's not a strawberry daiquiry, it's coffee. A hot beverage. Not even iced coffee. Now there a straw might actually make sense.
If he isn't shutting his mouth like right now I am going to do something I will regret immediately afterwards.
I really need to get on antidepressants again. I can't stay sane here any longer without it.
